My Favorite Unkown YouTube Stars

Yes, my name is Kelly and I’m addicted to YouTube. The random, yet highly entertaining and at times educating content is just addicting. I’m an eager user and a staunch proponent of the best invention on the Internet since the Internet itself!

So on my latest kick, I’ve been binging on old videos of some of my favorite old bands, such as Menudo, NKOTB (which I already told you about), etc. Out of curiosity, I started typing in some Brazilian artists as well as some German ones. Upon searching for “Fettes Brot” a German Hip Hop band, I came across the CUTEST GERMAN BOYS EVER: AXEL and JULIUS! It’s like I’m in junior high again, only now I’m almost 30 and these boys are probably 15. Is that sick? If you think it is sick, then I guess I won’t tell you that on top of watching their video lineup, I’ve also been reading their geeky blog, which is a Mac blog, and as such, not as geeky as other really geeky blogs are.

Judge me later, but for now, check out some of their videos. They’re so silly and so cute! If you become addicted like I did, go to their site and eat it up!

UNACCEPTABLE Behavior in the Workplace

Top 10 list of aberrations of social behavior in the workplace that must be EXPOSED, MOCKED and ultimately ABOLISHED/PUNISHED for the safety and sanity of others:

1) Not bothering to lock your stall when you are using the toilet. This is a case where clearly YOUR business is nobody else’s business
2) Clipping your crusty toenails in your office (this is especially disgusting if they start flying off into your officemate’s face)
3) Washing your DISGUSTING feet in the bathroom sink
4) Guys: Braiding that long strand of grease you call HAIR
5) Bringing kim chi for lunch and stinking up the communal fridge
6) Taking your laptop into the bathroom stall and TYPING while you do whatever you’re doing
7) Sneaking into work with your kids on the weekends, so you can all spend quality time together STEALING pop
8) Embroidering religious attire with the company logo (such as a yarmulke)
9) Eating cup of noodles and pop for breakfast
10) Showing up in the kitchen with a big jug of dish detergent and shamelessly washing your NASTY beard in the kitchen sink

On Buying a New Mirror

I bought a new mirror. I looked at myself in the mirror. Here's the dialog that took place at our household:

Kelly (holding up the mirror): Diesel, does this mirror make me look fat?
Diesel (looking disgusted): YES.
Diesel (holding up the mirror): Kelly, does this mirror make you look fat?
Kelly (looking disgusted): YES.

Needless to say, we'll be returning that damn mirror.