The Parable of the Poor Old Lady--according to Lauren and Kelly

Kelly:.says:
[diesel] he came back from ny
.....:Lauren:..... says:
uh huh
.:Kelly:. says:
w/ a new shirt for me and a t-shirt
.....:Lauren:..... says:
with a BIG gift?
.:Kelly:. says:
AND
.....:Lauren:..... says:
HAHAHAHAHHA
.....:Lauren:..... says:
NICE!
.:Kelly:. says:
no, he's not as rich as jay
.....:Lauren:..... says:
hahahahaahhaha
.:Kelly:. says:
but if you look in terms of percentage of salary
.:Kelly:. says:
it was like jay giving you a trip to san diego
.....:Lauren:..... says:
HAHAHAHAHAH
.:Kelly:. says:
it's like the parable of the old lady, ya know?
.....:Lauren:..... says:
too funny
.....:Lauren:..... says:
yeah totally
.:Kelly:. says:
in the bible, that she gave very little money to jesus?
.....:Lauren:..... says:
she gave half a cent
.....:Lauren:..... says:
but was a broke ass
.:Kelly:. says:
but jesus said that based on what she had it was a fortune
.:Kelly:. says:
TOTALLY
.....:Lauren:..... says:
which were millions in the eyes of God
.:Kelly:. says:
i can tell we are BOTH very RELIGIOUS
.....:Lauren:..... says:
AHAHAHHAHAHA
.:Kelly:. says:
you even know how much it was
.....:Lauren:..... says:
asian parents
.....:Lauren:..... says:
AHAHHAAH
.:Kelly:. says:
HAHHAHAHAA
.....:Lauren:..... says:
too funny