Tuesday, April 10, 2007

On Buying a New Mirror

I bought a new mirror. I looked at myself in the mirror. Here's the dialog that took place at our household:

Kelly (holding up the mirror): Diesel, does this mirror make me look fat?
Diesel (looking disgusted): YES.
Diesel (holding up the mirror): Kelly, does this mirror make you look fat?
Kelly (looking disgusted): YES.

Needless to say, we'll be returning that damn mirror.

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